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  • Got Milk?

    Fun was had by all who promoted one of natures most perfect foods….MILK!

    With our black got milk? background and our milk musctaches we donned everyone we could with a white sticker over their lip, snapped their shot and gave them a chug of milk before they went on their merry way to investigate other interesting venues all for kids.

    With Lori from Knolltop Morgans and her brood we had a great time giving away free stuff and providing keepsake pictures for those brave enough to stand still for a sticker shot.

    Of course the workers had to get in on the action with their own poses. Sarah shows off her muscles while Jake tries to pose for a serious shot. His giggling got in the way and his mustache kept falling off!

    Then I wanted JW and I to get our mug taken and he generously sat on my lap! Of course the story behind that is, when he was younger and actually fit on my lap, I would ask him if when he was 16 years old would he still sit on my lap and let me hug him. He promised me he would. Now I have my very own picture of a kept promise.

    Even the Hillsdale County Sheriff got in on the act with his milk mustache! He’s up for re-election, I think this would make a great campaign shot!

    The cows are milked, the work is done for the day, except the laundry of course. And I’m ready for bed!

  • North Adams and UGA take wins!

    It’s a cool, clear morning here on the Knolltop. And it’s going to be a great day!

    For those of you who have wondered and have been praying for my dad, I want to say a big thank you! He is headed for surgery on his back on Friday. I don’t know what the procedure is called, some big long name no doubt, but it sounds like it should be successful. So, three weeks ago he was nearly comatose from pain and now he’s out driving the tractor, in pain, but not as much. You know when a farmer has hay to bale there is no such thing as pain. Keep praying for him and I’ll let you know how it goes.

    Jake’s team won last night by a big margin. Needless to say he was thrilled. And University of Georgia beat Stanford last night too in the NCAA baseball playoffs. Since Big Daddy is an alum of UGA we have to cheer for the Bulldogs!

    Luke’s first day at basketball camp was fun. When he got home we were headed to Jakes game so at 10 pm last night he was sitting on the kitchen counter giving a blow by blow report of everything they did. As I wiped down the counters and got the coffee ready for the morning, I counted my blessings to have my 15 year old expounding on his eventful day, telling me what he liked and what he didn’t like about his camp. There will come a day when I will long for him to sit on my counter and tell me about his day.

    Today I head for Lansing for a Michigan Holstein meeting. We’ll see what kind of a rowel my friend Gene VanRhee and I can get into today! Honestly, he and I get along great because we are so straight forward with each other even though it’s not all that pretty sometimes.

  • Greetings from Finland

    Anyone want to visit Finland this morning? Well come along with me and we’ll go there, right now.
    Thanks to Frank Robinson, our friendly Bovine Beautician and photogenic Californian, one look at this Ayrshire cow and we’re immediately transported to Finland where this horned beauty calls home.
    It’s so fun to have a cow photographer send me pictures for my blog. We could call him the official Knolltop Farmwife photographer! Imagine the fame, fortune and extra credibility he’ll gain with that addition to his credentials! No need to thank me Frank! HA!
    This is going to be a very busy week here on the Knolltop. Luke is at basketball camp, we’ve got a dairy promotion event on Wednesday, meetings, shopping, painting and getting ready for the National Holstein Convention are all on tap for the week!
    At the moment, I’ve got Sarah slaving over strawberries, Jake jerking his heifer around and JW is on trash detail. I’m not in charge of Bobby, let’s hope he’s not sluffing off.

  • Happy Father’s Day!

    It’s a beautiful father’s day here on the Knolltop. I’m having a cup of coffee before the boys and I head back out to the barn to finish chores. Then we’ll take Big Daddy out for breakfast!

    I wrote a Father’s Day column last week and have had several comments about it so I thought I’d better include it here for those of you who don’t read it in any paper. I even had a Pastor ask for a copy of it to put in his church bulletin and to share on his radio program.

    So here it is….
    Truth From the Trenches
    By Melissa Hart

    He is tall and skinny, short and round. He wears shorts and tank tops and slacks with starched shirts. He has dirt under his fingernails with sweat dripping down his forehead and he is as clean and neat as a white sheet of paper.
    He’s a mechanic, a banker, a dairy farmer and a factory worker. He knows how to change a flat tire and some spark plugs and he knows the ins and outs of Wall Street investments.
    He’s good with his hands, has the biceps of Hercules and he has trouble bending over to tie his shoes. He can run a marathon and likes to drive to the mailbox. He drives pick-up, a Lincoln Town Car and a Cobalt.
    He likes pizza and beer and pasta salad and red wine. He knows his way around the kitchen making a killer omlet and he is challenged to find the difference between the coffee maker and the blender.
    He’s never cleaned a bathroom in his life and he’s gets upset when the shower isn’t wiped down after use.
    He’s geeky with a silly sense of humor and he’s trendy knowing all the slang. He knows how to program a computer without the slightest idea of what “protect the plate” means. He can still place a double while never knowing that stripes and plaids don’t go together.
    He wears wrinkled t-shirts to his kid’s awards ceremony and wouldn’t be caught dead in anything less than a pressed dress shirt and khaki slacks at the Christmas concert.
    He’s got a pony tail left over from the 60s and his barber knows he likes it “high and tight.” His face is clean shaven everyday without fail and he’s got a full beard.
    He wears cowboy boots, tennis shoes, loafers and wing tips. He never leaves without his favorite hat and his hair is perfectly styled with the help of sculpting gel.
    Plaid shirts are great, tank tops are better, polos are his pick and his dresser is full of t-shirts. He loves baseball, football, hockey and NASCAR. He can’t live without his Blackberry, laptop and Starbucks coffee.
    His wife is his jewel and his kids are his heritage. He hugs his little girl one day and then steps back the next as he watches her emotions run wild on a tirade confirming that he’ll never understand the female gender.
    He knows his daughter needs him desperately but struggles to know when to wrap his arms around her or give her some space.
    He wants his sons to make all the right choices but has a hard time getting beyond their hormone ravaged body and mind. He can see their path and wants to make it straight and painless, but knows they will suffer just like he did and will be better for it.
    He wants his six year old to knock the ball off the tee, his ten year old to hit a single, his 16 year old to hit a grand slam and his 25 year old to move out and get a job.
    He wants his daughter to marry the perfect man, knowing he doesn’t exist and his son to marry a woman who will whip him into shape.
    He wants his parents to be taken care of, his wife not to worry and his kids to be happy.
    He wants his wife’s respect, his daughters’ love, and his son’s admiration.
    He has so much to share but can’t find the words. He has so much to give, but fears rejection. He has so much potential but not enough self confidence.
    He’s given it his best, most of the time, but knows he falls short of his own expectations. He wishes for second chances, longs to take back misspoken words and despises the hurt he has caused.
    He’s tenderhearted yet well guarded. His heart has been broken a million times but you’d never know it. He’s a provider, a protector, knight in shining armor. He’s a businessman, a caregiver, a decision maker and a rock.
    Who am I writing about? You guessed it….your dad.
    Happy Father’s Day!

  • A no-hitter…..almost.

    It’s a party sunny, partly rainy day here on the Knolltop. That’s the way it will be most of the day, so they say.

    Last evening JW and Luke had a game in Jonesville. I arrived as they were winning the first game. The boys came over to report and JW said he was 1 inning away from pitching a no-hitter! He was so excited. I was happy for him, but sad because I had missed it…yes those cows had to be milked! But I got to watch the whole second game and they won that one too. Luke played center field and had a few hits.

    The fun part was, these parents don’t know my boys or me, so when I sat down I kept my mouth shut and waited for them to talk about my boys. The best part was, I heard a couple of the dads say, “That kid from North Adams can throw some heat! WOW!” As my chest swelled up with pride, I continued to keep my mouth shut, which is a miracle in itself.

    Unfortunately Jake’s team lost last night to Camden by one run. He wasn’t happy, but the ice cream we had made it all better.

    I’m not sure what today will hold on the Knolltop. We have to start scraping part of the barn to get it painted and I’ve got to finish mowing. I still have a few flowers to plant and yes, laundry…more laundry….the never ending mountain of laundry!

  • The family that ump’s together….

    It’s another beautiful morning here on the Knolltop. I love summer time in the morning. The sunrises are so beautiful. I don’t think there is any better time of the day than just before the sun comes up and the eastern horizon is orange and you know another day is dawning. There’s just something really satisfying about a new day.
    Yesterday while sitting poolside watching the boys swim I fielded a call from the local summer rec department leader. He was hunting for some umpires for the pony league game and remembered Bobby saying to him, “If you ever get in a tight spot and need an ump, let me know, I’ll be glad to help you out.”


    Here’s a picture of the hot-looking umpire getting ready to call balls and strikes!

    Yep, you guessed it, we spent the evening at the baseball field watching the pony boys play, not because I had any kids in the game, but because my husband was behind the plate, JW and Luke each took a turn out in the field and Jake, dear Jake, dear-slip-in-anywhere-I-can-to-be-on-the-inside-of-what’s-going-on-Jake ran the score board and assisted in sweeping off homeplate for his daddy. That was a sight in itself as Jake hauled out a kitchen broom to sweep off the plate because the unprepared ump didn’t bring his own pocket-size homeplate sweeping broom.

    Thank goodness there was only one close call for Luke. He was stressin’ because he didn’t want to make any mistakes on a close play and have all the parents yell. Big Daddy told him that if anyone wanted to yell at his kid, they were going to have to answer to him. Yes, this mama bear didn’t have to worry, papa bear had it all handled.

    Jake’s birthday was a success. He said it was the best one yet, while he was discing his field with his new disc and cultipacker. Although the friend he had invited over got sick and couldn’t come celebrate, we had a good time swimming and eating lots of cake and ice cream!

    It’s another work day, calves to walk, lawns to mow, columns to write and oh yes, we’re out of clean socks so I guess laundry would be on that agenda too.

  • It’s Jake’s Birthday!

    Happy Birthday to Jake!

    Yes, my youngest is now eleven years old. It’s hard to believe that 11 years ago, I was sitting at JW’s T-ball game having contractions getting ready to deliver my final child. Oh how we’ve come a long way!

    Today we will celebrate by going to the pool. This time I’m wearing my suit so I can hop in the hot tub then into the pool then lay poolside and sip lemonade! I love the pool!

    Then we’ll come home and have dinner, cake, ice cream and open presents. Jake wanted a certain piece of farm equipment and on the way home from the cancelled baseball game on Sunday we tried to find it. But we couldn’t. Much to my surprise, Luke found it at Liechty’s Farm Equipment in Archbold, Ohio when he went to Hookers and Skinners, …oh…I mean Yoder and Frey’s with Mr. Kyser the other day. So now he will get exactly what he wanted! Plus a few other items. It’s great to have Luke help with the shopping, he knows the farm equipment inventory so he knows what to buy!

    It’s a gorgeous day here on the Knolltop. I’ve already been out in my garden this morning and I’m about to go on my walk to clear the cobwebs out of my brain!

    Oh, for those of you who get Farmshine, if you’ll notice, my column is in there this week thanks to Rebecca Long Channey from Maryland. She called Dieter, the editor, several times bugging him about using my column. I jokingly call her my agent! Thanks Becky!

    At the present time the birthday cake is cooling on the counter, the show heifers are tied up and I’m between jobs. So it’s time to walk!

  • Proof of wicked weather!

    It’s a misty kind of morning on the Knolltop. I guess it’s suppose to rain on and off today, boy my garden loves this and of course with this kind of weather you can hear the corn growing!
    Okay, before we go any further, I want to answer the question that was posted yesterday about airsoft guns. An airsoft gun is a gun that shoots plastic pellets. They don’t really hurt when they hit you, they just kind of zing you a little. when the boys first got their guns I told them to shoot me so I could see how much it hurt. That way, when one of them comes to me with a sob story about being shot I can just say, “Suck it up, it doesn’t hurt that bad!”
    Last night Jake had a game in Waldron lasting only two innings when the lightening brought it to a halt. It wasn’t really a game anyway, Waldron only had 7 players so we gave them two of ours. There wasn’t much action, but it was good practice for everyone.

    I mentioned the bad storms that rolled through Michigan yesterday and was sent some pictures by some folks in the Byron area. I can’t ID who’s was what, but you can still see what happened.

  • Wicked weather

    It’s a clear, humid morning here on the Knolltop and we’re in for a hot day!

    The weekend was a bit stormy we got a lot of rain on Saturday night and yesterday a storm blew through the whole state leaving it a wreck! But here on the Knolltop we just had a little bit of wind and some rain.

    While on our way to the double header in Sturgis, the boys and I drove into a wild storm. To the north it was black, to the south it was sunny and we were smack dab in the middle! We were almost to Sturgis when the coach pulled into the Dollar Store parking lot and said the game was cancelled. What a bummer. I had gotten the night off from chores, we had the cooler packed and we were going to make a night of it!

    So, instead we turned around and went birthday shopping for Jake! It’s amazing the bargains you can find when you’re not hunting them down!

    Tonight the boys will do the chores while Bobby and I go to Jake’s game, together. Right now the boys are supposed to be doing a job in the barn, but through the window here in my office, I can hear airsoft guns being used quite regularly. I wonder who’s doing the work?

  • Internet Auctions…

    It’s been hot here on the Knolltop. I think we topped out at 91 yesterday, but there was such a strong wind, the heat was inconsequential. I loved it.
    The show heifers are getting their daily workout, while I was mowing, I watched Sarah work with her little March calf. She seems so small, I hope she’s not as small as I think. Although I watched the Kingsmill sale last night on the internet and those March calves were a bit bigger, but not that much.

    It was fun to sit and watch the sale, Bobby and I came in from chores, plunked down in front of the computer and watched good cow after good cow sell. Chris Hill cried the sale and he’s very enjoyable to listen to. Horace Backus and Dallas Burton read pedigrees. An unofficial average was around $10,000. That’s what I heard Dallas mention during the sale and he also said they cleared the million dollar mark for the gross. So…another successful sale for Mitch Hockett and the Burton-Fellers team.

    Bobby watched it for three hours, I only watched two hours, I had to take the kids swimming so I was gone from lot number 34 to 92.

    I took this picture the other night before everyone went different directions, JW wasn’t cooperating, he has his game face on, I guess.

    This morning Jake has a game in Camden, the boys are working and I’ve got to head back out to the barn to help with chores so we can get to the game.